Dismal

Life after the oil crash explains exactly how severe the impending oil crisis will be. Think gas is expensive right now? It will seem cheap when you're paying $7 per gallon. This problem is something that Dick Cheney and Michael Moore can wholeheartedly agree on.

Before you get too worried, rest assured that the US government has been aware of Peak Oil since at least 1977 and has been actively planning for this crisis for over 30 years. Three decades of careful, plotting analysis has yielded the following 2-step plan:

Step 1: Go to war to get oil;

Step 2: Kill whoever gets in the way;

Oh, and we're going to run out of water, too.

Posted by Barry at October 21, 2004 10:49 AM | Trackback