Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth want to expose the facts about George W. Bush's partying days.

We, the men who were served drinks alongside George W. Bush, have partied with real party animals-- on the shores of Lake Tahoe, up and down the Gulf of Mexico, in the harbors of Kennebunkport. We have seen good men down a dozen kamikazes, and then swim once more onto the beach. We have watched the buzzed and brightest of our generation play beer pong until they were bent double, like beggars under sacks. We have known these party animals, and we have partied with them.

And George W. Bush is no party animal.

I'm ashamed. How can I show my face in foreign countries as an American, given the fact that my president is a lightweight? How embarassing. I guess it makes sense when you figure that cocaine was his drug of choice in college. He probably just wasn't a big drinker. It's still just a shame that he's both an idiot, and at the same time he can't hold his liquor.