Oliver the humanzee is the missing link is the search for the true monkey butlers. This truth I hold to be self evident. His show on the Discovery channel was replayed last night, and continues to freak out the establishment. One of my colleagues, a UO biology major, insists that human/chimp mating could produce viable offspring, citing lion/tiger ('Liger'), horse/donkey ('mule') , and dolphin/porpoise ('dorpoise') as compelling evidence. I'm sold on the idea, not just because I desperately want to believe it, but because it's definitely possible. Plus I discovered in the past that writing about Oliver makes my site blow up crazy with mad hits from people who watched the Discovery channel show.

Lets face it: Oliver should be cloned, and his monkey butler skills should be spread around the world. Someone should make a 'real ultimate power' page about him, because he's sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.

Ok, I've really gone too far with this post and should probably stop.

UPDATE: Don't force me to create my own special REAL ULTIMEATE POWER site dedicated to Oliver the humanzee!