I invite you all to make anonymous online confessions to get those lingering regrets off your chest.

I live with three other girls. I like one of them and want the other two to die. I dream of axe murderers breaking down the door and them dying. They are fat slobs who just eat bacon and sound like elephants.

It's along the same lines as lowbrow. Good times for the whole family.

Of course, you're all invited to post anonymously in the comments section of my site.