I broke my 7-day blogging streak yesterday [hangs head in shame]. I'll try to beat it, but I'm not making any promises. The new job is kicking my ass. Yesterday was pure unbridled chaos.

Scientists have developed a neurally-controlled prosthetic, allowing a monkey to control a robot arm as easily as their own. This signals the death of physical activity, since we can now begin creating thought-controlled devices. Hooray! Nothing is as exciting as monkeys, except robot monkeys. The only thing that could beat robot monkeys would have to be robot monkey ninjas, or perhaps robot monkey ninja pirates.