This is the best collection of prank cyber-sex I've ever seen on the internet:

J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears27: Aight.

J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears27: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.

J-Dogg: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up.

It only gets better after that...