I was turning blue as I sat in the library choking back laughter today. I received a link from a source who shall remain anonymous (let's just call him..."boris") which directed my attention to the plight of a certain Star Wars fan in Quebec who recorded a video of himself re-enacting Darth Maul's battle in Star Wars: Episode I.

See for yourself why there is an online petition asking George Lucas to include him in the next installment of Star Wars.