Soon I'm going to have that monkey butler. I just know it. I found a place where I can buy my own monkey, so now it's only a matter of time before the invisible hand of economics comes into play. Soon competition between monkey vendors will give rise to specially trained monkeys, and I will have my monkey butler.
Posted by Barry at May 17, 2003 05:40 PMhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2830081938&category=21577 why dont you just buy one of these instead?
Posted by: shay on May 17, 2003 08:30 PMMy daughter is a monkey love right barry
Posted by: shay's mommy on May 20, 2003 09:36 AMI had a monkey once. But it gave me a rash. It itches. I try not to scratch it but the monkey tells me if I don't he won't give me any treats. He's always watching me and trying to read my thoughts. No no no.. monkies are dangerous. They start fires. I don't like bullets with sunglasses they infect the flesh.
Posted by: boris on May 21, 2003 03:02 PMWell of course you got a rash. I thought I told you to use protection. Monkeys are big sluts, didn't you know that?
Posted by: b on May 22, 2003 11:35 PM